Andy Rooney (Fun To Read)   Women Over 40
Women Over 40 by Andy Rooney
 Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
 sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are
 forthright and honest.  They’ll tell you right off if
 you are a jerk if you are acting like one.  You don’t
 ever have to wonder where you stand with her.  Yes, we
 praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 
Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal.  For every stunning,
 smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald,
 paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with
 some 22-year old waitress.  Ladies, I apologize. 

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you
 can get the milk for free?’, here’s an update for
 you.  Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.  Why? 
  Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
 pig just to get a little sausage! 
 
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

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